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Re: Molecular Collisions

Or how about the neutron that walked into a bar and asked for a drink.
THe bartender gave him (or is it a her?) his drink and walked away.
When the neutron finished his drink and inquired about payment, the
bartender replied, "For you, no charge". Yuck yuck yuck.

Sam

brian whatcott wrote:

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other.

One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive."

brian whatcott <inet@intellisys.net>
Altus OK