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If this surprises you, you have never read "A Light in the Dark," reportedly
published by the Physics Department at Texas A&M University, the first
paragraph of which states:
"For years people have believed that electric light bulbs emit light. However,
Aggie scientists at College Station have proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't
emit light, they suck dark. Thus, such bulbs should be called dark suckers. The
dark theory, according to a TAMU spokesperson, proves the existence of dark,
that dark has greater mass than light does, and that dark travels faster than
light."